El momento en el que te das cuenta que a pesar de tener como 75 gigas de música no puedes hacer una selección lo suficientemente rápido para ahogar el audio de tu abuela viendo VTV en el cuarto de al lado

y no es que me falten reproductores de música, que tengo como 10 instalados, porque si algo tiene Linux es reproductores de música como arroz blanco.

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[HAVE AN AMAZING IDEA THAT WILL CHANGE THE HISTORY OF THE FANDOM FOREVER (Fanfic Flamingo) FORGET HOW TO WRITE A COHERENT SENTENCE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE]
I can’t possibly be the only one with this problem.

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[HAVE AN AMAZING IDEA THAT WILL CHANGE THE HISTORY OF THE FANDOM FOREVER (Fanfic Flamingo) FORGET HOW TO WRITE A COHERENT SENTENCE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE]

I can’t possibly be the only one with this problem.

6 Types of Apologies That Aren't Apologies At All

cracked:

Mistakes will be made, and we’re sorry for them.

It only lacks the “heidipology”, but otherwise quite informative.

I hate feeling left out.

studiokawaii:

I hate being the third person, awkwardly standing on the side. I hate being invited to something but being totally ignored. I hate it when all of my friends go somewhere and not tell me. I hate not understanding an inside joke. Feeling left out can be one of the worst feelings. It leaves you lonely and empty.

I feel your pain.

(Fuente: jayesue)

Latitude: Chávez vs. Putin

“Though these two autocrats are more similar than not, Westerners tend to be softer on Chávez than Putin. Why is that?”

The Gold Quote:

But I also think that views of Chávez and Putin diverge because of a phenomenon the French philosopher Pascal Bruckner calls “Third Worldism”: the subconscious drive of Westerners to infantilize the global South by mythologizing it and projecting fantasies onto peoples rendered exotic by distance and a history of oppression. According to Bruckner, Western leftists see the world as a confrontation between “a spontaneous, sentimental and just Third World” and a West that is “rapacious and cruel.” Chávez has been expertly exploiting this interpretative shortcut for years.

[…] For Bruckner, the sympathy that radical leaders like Chávez receive from Western progressives is an extension of the colonial mindset. When it lionizes figures like Che Guevara — whose record is more mixed than is commonly accepted — the Western left is implying that the people of the global South should be happy with standards of civil liberty well below those it would consider acceptable for itself.

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[Homophones (Fanfic Flamingo) Homophones every wear]

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[Homophones (Fanfic Flamingo) Homophones every wear]

Yaoi is NOT porn!!!

weebstories:

A brilliant conversation I read on the Youtube.

The guy threatening to block this girl later blocked me as well after making a video challenging people to prove that Yaoi was porn. Some memorable quotes from said video include:

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This is full of lulz. My god this is hilarious, if only in the “laughing instead of facepalming” sense.

The best quotes from inside the “read more”:

“I know my terms, and, y’now… Liking anime for 6 years and whatnot really does inform you of the terms and definitions.”

Miamol, I’ve been on anime fandom for about 14 years, and already had my facts stright (no pun intended) before my second year on it, and that’s when I was in full weaboo mode.

“And the funny thing is, is that people believe that yaoi and yuri are porn. And it’s funny because you use yaoi and yuri which are Japanese words, and you equal it to an American word- an english word… (long pause) I mean… at least say it’s hentai.”

Okey. Let’s get down into wapanese mode.  Yaoi=Hentai. Happy? I mean, I’m fujoshi enough to know ^o^

“If you go and google yaoi and yuri, I guarantee you you will not see a penis or a vagina. You will just see people… romantically hugging. Or romantically kissing. There is no penis or vagina involved in yaoi or yuri, trust me, I know enough yaoi friends to know. I know enough yuri friends to know. I know enough hentai fans to know the definition.”

There is no penis or vagina involved in yaoi or yuri

There is no penis or vagina involved in yaoi or yuri

There is no penis or vagina involved in yaoi or yuri

Excuse me, I’m going to smack a clueless ditz deactivate somebody’s Google Safe Search Mode.

Se mata sin saber por qué ni a quién. Es el perturbador homicidio anónimo instaurado en nuestras vidas: el victimario desconoce a quien le quita la existencia y él, a su vez, permanece incógnito porque cada crimen sepulta la memoria del anterior. El expediente de las víctimas termina, virtualmente, en una gran fosa común y los victimarios caminan furtivamente por las calles al lado suyo y mío.

Son crímenes que no responden a las “razones” clásicas para asesinar: venganza, honor, celos, defensa propia. A los homicidas anónimos no los impulsa ninguno de estos motivos porque no pueden odiar ni temer a quienes no conocen.

Tampoco los atiza su instintivo cerebro primario porque no matan para sobrevivir o alimentarse. Matan por matar en un clima ominoso que ha erosionado la valoración moral de la vida del prójimo: prevalece una grotesca impunidad que encubre el 95% de estos delitos; quien gobierna, a diario arremete contra la dignidad de ciudadanos con humillaciones, amenazas, segregación, irrespeto, negación de la justicia o del derecho al trabajo; reina una atmósfera de violación cotidiana de los derechos humanos; imperan la anarquía y la anomia.

how 2 make cosplay

cosplaytutorial:

davestripper:

  • pick up fabric

The crying is a very important part of the progress :)

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[“WRITE MORE!1” ON FIC FROM 2004 (Fanfic Flamingo) NO]

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[“WRITE MORE!1” ON FIC FROM 2004 (Fanfic Flamingo) NO]

worthikids:

I saw this piece of trash lying on the floor.
Okay, it wasn’t trash, it was disguised as trash.
In actuality, it was a texture in the making. So I scanned it and aaahhh. There.

worthikids:

I saw this piece of trash lying on the floor.

Okay, it wasn’t trash, it was disguised as trash.

In actuality, it was a texture in the making. So I scanned it and aaahhh. There.

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[Notice that lemon/lime/citrus aren’t being used in fic summaries anymore (Fanfic Flamingo) Feel old]
Although I never figured out what citrus fruits had to do with sexual acts in any case.
*
The entry for lemon on Fanlore has the answer for you! :))

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[Notice that lemon/lime/citrus aren’t being used in fic summaries anymore (Fanfic Flamingo) Feel old]

Although I never figured out what citrus fruits had to do with sexual acts in any case.

*

The entry for lemon on Fanlore has the answer for you! :))

azartti:

IGUALDAD MIS POLAINAS!

And then you see the stuff from eschergirls….

azartti:

IGUALDAD MIS POLAINAS!

And then you see the stuff from eschergirls….

(Fuente: pixfans.com)