a march-born in the eternal september

Aug 30

Mis planes para tomarme unos días la semana que viene se cayeron, así que decidí reinvertir mis reales y comprarme al sustituto de mi querido MP3Player Kuroko (QEPD). Por supuesto, terminé comprándome un bicho parecido, el único de su familia en todo Chacao y probablemente Caracas, porque uno tipo iShuffle 2gen clonico modelito mikimaus será cool y suficiente para escuchar música y evadirme de la invasión bachatera, pero es que yo necesito ver la pantalla para saber que coño estoy escuchando.

El perol es cuestión es uno marca gbtech (porque no aprendo), en concreto, este modelo. No hay foto online, pero en realidad luce como mi viejo Kuroko, solo que con una rajita para insertar la microSD, el branding de gbtech en vez del de Titán, y trae 4 gigas internos en vez de 8. No se si eso de la “memoria expandible a 8 gigas” significa que lo más que puede tener entre interna y microSD son 8 GB, o que le puedo clavar una tarjeta de 8 con toda confianza, pero ese experimento se hará en el futuro cuando pueda comprar más tarjetas de memoria.

Aug 29

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astor-and-blue:

booklikes:

Great books here I come!

Oooh, I like this!

astor-and-blue:

booklikes:

Great books here I come!

Oooh, I like this!

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cupcakes-and-tears:

alliwantforchristmasisgermany:

The Hetalia fandom will like this. 

I am Spain

cupcakes-and-tears:

alliwantforchristmasisgermany:

The Hetalia fandom will like this. 

I am Spain

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thegirlwithgoldeyes:

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.

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peterfromtexas:

Anti public urination sign in the Czech Republic

peterfromtexas:

Anti public urination sign in the Czech Republic

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cracked:

When you see it…
6 Bizarrely Sexual Easter Eggs Lurking in Kids’ Video Games

#5. Kirby’s Dream Land 2 — There’s a Naked Lady Hidden in Plain Sight
The Kirby titles are probably among the most innocent video games of all time…but that didn’t stop some anonymous developer from sneaking what appears to be a blocky portrait of a naked woman into the secret level 5-5 of Kirby’s Dream Land 2. … When you look at the whole thing together, it’s pretty obvious that all the sexy pieces of this erotic jigsaw puzzle intentionally form a crude drawing of a naked lady. Since the game was originally played on tiny Game Boy screens, it was apparently not until a Japanese strategy guide showed the map to the level that players realized what was prompting all those unexplained boners.

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cracked:

When you see it…

6 Bizarrely Sexual Easter Eggs Lurking in Kids’ Video Games

#5. Kirby’s Dream Land 2 — There’s a Naked Lady Hidden in Plain Sight

The Kirby titles are probably among the most innocent video games of all time…but that didn’t stop some anonymous developer from sneaking what appears to be a blocky portrait of a naked woman into the secret level 5-5 of Kirby’s Dream Land 2. … When you look at the whole thing together, it’s pretty obvious that all the sexy pieces of this erotic jigsaw puzzle intentionally form a crude drawing of a naked lady. Since the game was originally played on tiny Game Boy screens, it was apparently not until a Japanese strategy guide showed the map to the level that players realized what was prompting all those unexplained boners.

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dietkiller:

Teddy’s Bigger Burgers

dietkiller:

Teddy’s Bigger Burgers

larstheyeti:

Nobody cares what you think, stomach. [theawkwardyeti]

larstheyeti:

Nobody cares what you think, stomach. [theawkwardyeti]

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dietkiller:

GARDEN VEGETABLE & BLACK BEAN TORTILLA STACKS

dietkiller:

GARDEN VEGETABLE & BLACK BEAN TORTILLA STACKS

constellationsammy:

negativecos:

more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year” 

can they be nicknamed smuggle-borns or

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mishadmitrikrushniccollins:

Tumblr as a baby

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a rebellious teen

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awkward puberty stage

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young adult

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and now, as a mature adult

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