a march-born in the eternal september

Jul 30

omgthatdress:

Evening Dress
1937
Nasjonalmuseet for Kunst, Arketektur, og Design

omgthatdress:

Evening Dress

1937

Nasjonalmuseet for Kunst, Arketektur, og Design

(Source: kawaii-food-is-kawaii)

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cracked:

The worst part? This is partly Tumblr’s fault.
4 Surreal Ways Scary Groups Are Trying to Look Friendly

#2. Neo-Nazis Are Turning Into Hipsters to Appeal to the Youth
Nipsters, short for “Nazi hipsters” and/or “nationalist hipsters” (see: “challenging brochure,” above), are what the leaders of the neo-Nazi party of Germany realized they had to become once their membership numbers were at an all-time low. … [The neo-Nazis] began using Tumblr and Twitter, presumably to share vintage pictures of a nonchalantly candid Hitler drinking coffee at an open mic; they changed their wardrobe from “Walmart” to “H&M”; and they even started a cooking show for Nazi vegans, which is a statement that should be a joke, but absolutely isn’t. They also like to hang out like moody post-adolescents, sporting eco-friendly handbags decorated with trendy minimalist hate speech.

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cracked:

The worst part? This is partly Tumblr’s fault.

4 Surreal Ways Scary Groups Are Trying to Look Friendly

#2. Neo-Nazis Are Turning Into Hipsters to Appeal to the Youth

Nipsters, short for “Nazi hipsters” and/or “nationalist hipsters” (see: “challenging brochure,” above), are what the leaders of the neo-Nazi party of Germany realized they had to become once their membership numbers were at an all-time low. … [The neo-Nazis] began using Tumblr and Twitter, presumably to share vintage pictures of a nonchalantly candid Hitler drinking coffee at an open mic; they changed their wardrobe from “Walmart” to “H&M”; and they even started a cooking show for Nazi vegans, which is a statement that should be a joke, but absolutely isn’t. They also like to hang out like moody post-adolescents, sporting eco-friendly handbags decorated with trendy minimalist hate speech.

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gimme-some-pie:

thewholockedarmyinitiative:

keepalive66:

pabus-tail:

strawberryvespers:

well-im-the-lord-of-time:

passthecocaine:


Yeah but can you imagine:
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows
Has a nice ring to it


ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
JAMES
I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER

OMG I SAW A PRINTSCREEN OF THIS SO MANY TIMES AND I FINALLY THE ORIGINAL POST APPEARED ON MY DASH AND I AM SCREAMING

gimme-some-pie:

thewholockedarmyinitiative:

keepalive66:

pabus-tail:

strawberryvespers:

well-im-the-lord-of-time:

passthecocaine:

Yeah but can you imagine:

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows

Has a nice ring to it

ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN

JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE

NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

JAMES

I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER

OMG I SAW A PRINTSCREEN OF THIS SO MANY TIMES AND I FINALLY THE ORIGINAL POST APPEARED ON MY DASH AND I AM SCREAMING

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rainingteadrops:

Aleia’s Sweets (by Rupisan) on flickr

rainingteadrops:

Aleia’s Sweets (by Rupisan) on flickr

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aclassical:

Just Macarons | via Tumblr op We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/127434057

aclassical:

Just Macarons | via Tumblr op We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/127434057

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feferiden:

gingerhaze:

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This is the realest shit

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cracked:

JOHNNY UTAH IS SECRETLY THE HIGHLANDER maybe
4 Insane Celebrity Conspiracy Theories We Wish Were True

#4. “Keanu Reeves and Nic Cage Are Immortal”
Several Internet eons ago (in 2011), a man emerged from the depths of the abyss bringing secret, dangerous knowledge: The entity we know as “Nicolas Cage” is immortal, and quite possibly a vampire. A few years earlier, we had already found out that another popular person we have come to call “Keanu Reeves” is equally ageless, having lived throughout the ages under various guises that include the French silent-film actor Paul Mounet and the legendary 9th-century emperor Charlemagne.

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cracked:

JOHNNY UTAH IS SECRETLY THE HIGHLANDER maybe

4 Insane Celebrity Conspiracy Theories We Wish Were True

#4. “Keanu Reeves and Nic Cage Are Immortal”

Several Internet eons ago (in 2011), a man emerged from the depths of the abyss bringing secret, dangerous knowledge: The entity we know as “Nicolas Cage” is immortal, and quite possibly a vampire. A few years earlier, we had already found out that another popular person we have come to call “Keanu Reeves” is equally ageless, having lived throughout the ages under various guises that include the French silent-film actor Paul Mounet and the legendary 9th-century emperor Charlemagne.

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sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

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minuiko:

Wanted to do a PPG print for some reason!

minuiko:

Wanted to do a PPG print for some reason!

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cracked:

Pictured: Nintendo’s sheer goddamn confidence.
The 5 Most Embarrassing Video Game Commercials Ever Made

#5. Game Boy Micro: The Console That Rats Want to Fuck
From the Game Boy Pocket to the 2DS, Nintendo has always been known for putting out endless variants of their portable consoles regardless of whether anyone actually asked for them. So, when the time came in 2005 to explain to fans why they needed to buy the new smaller version of the Game Boy Advance, they didn’t even bother. They could make an ad showing a rat relentlessly humping their product, and people would still buy it. Here’s that ad.

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cracked:

Pictured: Nintendo’s sheer goddamn confidence.

The 5 Most Embarrassing Video Game Commercials Ever Made

#5. Game Boy Micro: The Console That Rats Want to Fuck

From the Game Boy Pocket to the 2DS, Nintendo has always been known for putting out endless variants of their portable consoles regardless of whether anyone actually asked for them. So, when the time came in 2005 to explain to fans why they needed to buy the new smaller version of the Game Boy Advance, they didn’t even bother. They could make an ad showing a rat relentlessly humping their product, and people would still buy it. Here’s that ad.

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thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

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“Beware of self-indulgence. The romance surrounding the writing profession carries several myths: that one must suffer in order to be creative; that one must be cantankerous and objectionable in order to be bright; that ego is paramount over skill; that one can rise to a level from which one can tell the reader to go to hell. These myths, if believed, can ruin you.
If you believe you can make a living as a writer, you already have enough ego.” — David Brin (via writingquotes)

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blackfemalepresident:

a underaged girl could be wearing lingerie and shaking her ass in a grown man’s face begging him to take her and guess whaaat

hes still trash for fucking her

hes the adult. he has enough control and willpower to say no. he knows that fucking kids is wrong.

stop sympathizing with men and protecting them for falling “victim” to “teenage temptresses”

if you cant trust yourself to not fuck kids, even if they “tempt you” the problem is you, NOT the kid

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