a march-born in the eternal september

Jul 23

juliettebrioche:

when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated

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my parents fucking lied

talking to strangers on the internet was the best decision of my life

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tastefullyoffensive:

[lunarbaboon]

tastefullyoffensive:

[lunarbaboon]

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agent-wis:

dr-roth:

szaleniec1000:

This needs to be an SCP.

> Search tags > SCP ball pit dashcon > you’re welcome. 

Item # SCP-71114

agent-wis:

dr-roth:

szaleniec1000:

This needs to be an SCP.

> Search tags > SCP ball pit dashcon > you’re welcome. 

Item # SCP-71114

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the-right-writing:

If you are the kind of writer who needs to use spellcheck often (no shame in that) then this website can help you figure out which words spellcheck missed.

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cracked:

John Cheese says the talk is good, but a combination Chuck E. Cheese/strip bar is better.
5 Things Parents Forget About Being a Teenager

#5. Talking Isn’t Enough After a Breakup
As a teenager, this is all new ground. Even if you’ve been through a few breakups, it’s still new in the relative sense. The feelings of heartbreak, loneliness, depression, and sadness are like a solar flare to an adult’s pilot light, because teenagers are still in the throes of new hormones and chemical changes that have no pity on the human emotional center. … Yes, they know that they need to not linger on the past. But doing that is another monster entirely. They need to get up and do things, because activity is the sword that slays the dragon. Note: The dragon in this case is depression. If you find your teen having to battle an actual dragon, you’ll need to form a balanced party of healers, a good tank, and some high-end DPS, working as a fluid team.

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cracked:

John Cheese says the talk is good, but a combination Chuck E. Cheese/strip bar is better.

5 Things Parents Forget About Being a Teenager

#5. Talking Isn’t Enough After a Breakup

As a teenager, this is all new ground. Even if you’ve been through a few breakups, it’s still new in the relative sense. The feelings of heartbreak, loneliness, depression, and sadness are like a solar flare to an adult’s pilot light, because teenagers are still in the throes of new hormones and chemical changes that have no pity on the human emotional center. … Yes, they know that they need to not linger on the past. But doing that is another monster entirely. They need to get up and do things, because activity is the sword that slays the dragon. Note: The dragon in this case is depression. If you find your teen having to battle an actual dragon, you’ll need to form a balanced party of healers, a good tank, and some high-end DPS, working as a fluid team.

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premierbonheur:

i am re-reading the msscribe story for the 800th time and one of the most amazing parts, in retrospect, was that she claimed joe biden fired her for writing fanfiction

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joeyjoe69:

when ur left alone in an unfamiliar room

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uzujusttoodamnfresh:

kuroganemoofin:

Oh cool a manga that Stan Lee helped with

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Lets see what its like….

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Stan why

STAN YES

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szaleniec1000:

That awkward moment when an “impossible” situation has more than one incredibly obvious solution.