If the Homestuck Game is real and we end up in the Medium
Since it will be a MASSIVE session, we will need EVERYONE’s cooperation. So I’ve decided to lay down a few ground rules.
- If you are someone’s server player, connect your host ASAP. We must NOT waste time; there will be hundreds of us launching into the medium at the same time.
- Don’t prototype anything insanely powerful before entering the medium. But PLEASE prototype BEFORE you enter.
- In the event that you meet up with fellow players in the medium (given our estimated numbers, this is highly possible), form bands together. We will ALL need help.
- As soon as the Space Players deploy into the medium, ALL KNIGHT PLAYERS, please head straight off directly and partner yourself with a Space Player. Gotta get frog breeding ASAP.
- It is highly likely that we will be confronted with extremely powerful enemies due to the amount of prototypings that will take place. This means many of us might not make it. Keep an eye out for dead or dying players.
- If you spot a dead player and have no idea which planet they’re from, and they’re not on their quest bed, immediately kiss them just IN CASE their dreamself hasn’t been revived yet.
- If you spot someone dying, immediately lend aid. Ask them which planet they came from, and what quest bed you need to lay them on to. If the planet/bed is close, it is much more advisable to lay them on said bed. If not, and you’re sure they’ll die soon, please hold on to them until they die, then administer a resurrection kiss.
- LET’S NOT BE AN ASS AND KILL EACH OTHER. Unless you’re planning to ascend to the GodTier, in which case it’s okay. But please kill them only if they’re ON the quest bed.
- Seers and Life players must always be at the core of every party. Do not attempt anything dangerous without either a Seer or a Life player.
- Remain in constant communication with different parties. This way, we can all update each other on what we have accomplished so far, and if we’re ready to confront the Black King.
- Don’t procrastinate; we have the fate of a universe in our hands.
- Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT confront the Black King and Queen alone, or even with a party. The attack on both royalties must be carefully organized; they will be prototyped a THOUSANDFOLD or more, and will probably kill an entire party of a hundred in a heartbeat.
- Keep an eye out for the Agents of Derse. If they rebel against their royalty, all good but make sure to keep an eye out for them even if they’re allied with us. You never know.
- Whoever ends up as our Ectobiologist/s, you guys know what to do. Just press the buttons.
- Derse players, listen to the HorrorTerrors. Prospit players, watch your Skaian clouds. And then please COMPARE NOTES together. We want to be able to isolate what we need to do and what can come later, and what may lead to our doom.
- Time players, please, PLEASE be responsible. If you are a Time Player, that means you are one of the most important players. We will need your support in stabilizing timeloops and keeping everyone in track.
Imagine the rings though.
this is the cutest thing i have ever read like we’re actually doing this this is so sweet i love this fandom
This is adorable as fuck, but at the same time… all of Homestuck fandom in a sburb session together would be like the worst school group project in the world. And you can’t even go off and impatiently do everything yourself because then everyone probably dies.
17. dont start any memos about whether it’s ok to kill people
18. now is not the time to check the kink meme
19. shut up it’s always time to check the kink meme
CON JUAN EGBERTO EN CONTRA DE LOS 12 MALVADOS DUENDES DEL HORÓSCOPO. JUNTO A ROSA LALORA, JACINTA JARLEY Y DAVID SANCHEZ PELEARAN CONTRA EL MALVADO CHACAL, JOAQUIN NEGRO.
EN UN PLANETA DISTANTE A MIL OCHO MIL AÑOS LUZ, SE ENCUENTRAN KARLITOS VERGUITAS, GABITO MARACAS, TERESA PIROPO, ERNESTITO AMPUDIA, TORIBIO NIURKO, FEFERNANDITA PAZ, VRISKA LA PUTA, EQUINOXIO ZARAPE, NEFERTITI LEIBA, ARANDA ME MOJO Y LA KANAYA LESBIANA.
VRISKA LA PUTA
TODOS LOS NOMBRES
ESTOY LLORANDO DE LA RISA. dsbhashafhdfdfdf.
NO ES JUAN EGGBERTO ES JUAN HUEVERTO
Dioss que vaina más buena…
Shonen Jump artists draw Final Fantasy
Fist of the North Star (Hara Tetsuo)
Prince of Tennis (Konomi Takeshi)
One Piece (Oda Eiichirou)
Hikaru no Go/Death Note (Obata Takeshi)
Eyeshield 21 (Murata Yuusuke)
JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure (Araki Hirohiko)
Naruto (Kishimoto Masashi)
Bleach (Kubo Tite)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn (Amano Akira)
Slam Dunk/Vagabond (Inoue Takehiko)
Dragon Ball (Toriyama Akira)
Gintama (Sorachi Hideaki)
Black Cat/ToLoveRu (Yabuki Kentarou)
y la cagá de beso que se dan Xd
Jjajdsh la amoo <3
fkasljklasjlkasjf este momento cambio mi vida xdd
Cuando me esguince el pie me gritaban MALDITA LISIADA en la u D:
Esta wea es un clasico xD
Esto es épico, señores, EPICO!
[JUNK FILLER] aaaand that’s it, i guess.
gonna resume drawing for the askblog sometime today maybe.